January 2010
Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
You don’t need to use the cruciatus curse to make me scream.
Fancy a swish and maybe a flick?
Hey baby, i may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is a Slytherin.
I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
I don’t have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?
I’m gonna...
